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<rant mode on>
In this enlightened age it is rare that we come across the old school of bearded, bespectacled Unix infatuated dinosaurs of software developers that we had the misfortune to encounter yesterday.
Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against the various flavours of *nix etc. In fact I was treasurer of the local Linux User Group for a while. However, I do have a big issue with the fact there are still developers and support companies out there that think they are so superior to everyone else just because their program runs on Solaris. They:
- Think they can charge for the privilege of returning your call even though you placed the call 3 days previous.
- Refuse to provide clear documentation so that the convoluted keyboard commands that are specific to their program only can be properly understood.
- Still insist on using a dial up modem for support rather than that new fangled Internet thingy.
- Talk in an alien tongue so that even the most hardened MCSE doesn’t understand the first word that comes out of their mouths.
- Are so stubbornly set in their ways they have to have a conference call with 10 other *nix developers because we want them to reset the stupid serial print queue that will only print to an outdated dot matrix printer running in a little heard of emulation mode on hardware that was out of date before the ark was even thought of!
So, if you are reading this Mr. Plant Machinery Hire software developer, your days are numbered. That doesn’t mean I’m so incensed by your total lack of disregard for your customers that I’m sending the boys round to batter you about the head with a copy of MS SQL until you can’t remember what lpstat -t is for - I don’t have to. You seem to be doing a perfectly good job of alienating your customers on your own.
Where have you been living for the last few years? It certainly isn’t in the same world as the new breed of customer focused, business savvy IT consultants that I know - a world where we help each other out and deliver what the customer wants in a friendly manner driven on by partnering with other like minded companies. Your monolithic approach is outmoded, outdated and smacks of desperation. You are an analog company in a digital world and it is about time you pulled your bootstraps up and took that first step in to the 21st century.
<rant mode off>